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Cultists, Extinct Marsupials, and Cryptozoologists: In Other Words, Your
Average Rock Tour
Some might call Brian Porker's musical career washed up. As
the acid-tongued front man for the Soulbilly Shakers, a 1970s
one-hit-wonder, he penned the hit single "Knee Trembler," a sweet
little ditty about having sex while standing up. But sales for his
newest record are miniscule and his concert crowds have been steadily
dwindling. This being said, it's not hard to figure out why Brian is
angry with just about every person who has the misfortune of drawing
his attention. The brunt of most of his vitriol is his manager,
Tarquin Steed, who in an attempt to broaden his client's fan base,
has just signed Brian up for consecutive tours of the nether regions
of Scandinavia, Tasmania, and the Arctic Circle. Just when Brian
thinks things can't get any worse, he has separate encounters with a
group of cultists who believe him to be their prophet reincarnate,
a rare marsupial dog, and a group of Nordic cryptozoologists who
will do anything to get their hands on the beast! But then again,
who said the life of a rock star would be uneventful?
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